Cheap!
My little shithead brought in his 3rd rat. We (mostly me) ran around the house chasing it out of here. I ended up bribing Keith with Musaschino sushi to come over at 11pm and shoot it with a pellet gun.
Thankfully, crisis and messiness averted. The mouse & cat were holed up in the master bath in my closet. The mouse was hiding in one of my ankle boots, and the cat was just patiently waiting. (er, doing absolutely nothing)
The mouse was apprehended by Keith wearing gloves, inside the boot and released outside the front door in the street. That rat was pretty dazed and confused and I wasn't even sure it was going to run away. I was afraid I was going to have to scream like a little girl again.
Now, it's time to say good night!
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4 comments:
you're such a girl. ;o)
You should get yourself a bouncer to check that fool at the door.
I'm confused. Was it a mouse.. or a rat..? Both are vile, but one a littl more so, for me.
I'm confused too! Rat or Mouse----both? Either way you....win-I only had one. But was in my house for three weeks! so gross!
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