Fast! Easy! Fun!

This was on my Wal-Mart receipt for using the Self Check-out.

Well of COURSE using the Self Checkout is fun. I get to completely miss the 99% of the population that are ignorant people who are whipping their kids and using Wally World as an excuse for a social excursion.

Also, Dear Wal-Mart, is it really necessary to hyphenate Check-out? I'm seriously questioning your grammatical style on your Self Check-out receipts. i'm only bolding the SCO because it is bolded on my receipt as well. I want you to feel & experience my Wal-Mart shopping trip as I did. it was Fast! Easy! AND FUN!