Irish Directions

Directions to the rental in Dublin. I'm lost already, and I think we'll need to be drunk to get there from the airport.

From airport: take M50 roundabout travel until left turn onto Navan Rd, veer left
after 0.75 km, at next traffic lights take sharp left turn; continue on 1.0 km, passing
over suburban rail bridge, turn right at next traffic lights and take 1st left and second
right, another 50 yds on left is house.

And the American Interpretation:
Find the M50 roundabout. If you don't know what roundabout is, look it up in your guidebook. Take a left turn. Veer left. Take a sharp left. Careen onwards at 1.0 km/min. Go over the river, through the woods, over the rail bridge, hang a sharp right, go left, go right, then count 50 yards. There. Made it. And in the States, they are 6 hours behind you.