Daily Horoscope

When your horoscope is more optimistic than you are:

Today, someone's brilliant one-liner will do more than tickle your funny bone: it will ignite a tiny spark in your heart. Few people realize how having fun can lead to having a romance ... although you have always understood the connection, haven't you? Your ideal mate is more likely to be someone who makes you smile than someone who makes you swoon ... remember this when you are considering which crushes to pursue. Hold off on accepting an invitation from anyone who's coming on too strong.

Or just downright bossy:

You need to try a little romance, whether you're single or involved in a long-term relationship. Your interest is certainly perked up and you're as attractive as can be -- so make something happen!