I don't know about you, but I'm superstitious.  I knock on wood and throw salt over my shoulder, nor do I walk under ladders.
So for New Year's Day, I try to make sure that those black-eyed peas are on a fork going into my mouth at a fast rate so I can get started with luck.  Oh, and cabbage (greens) for money.  I also like to throw in something sweet for happiness.  That's my own superstition, but my sweet tooth figures it can't hurt.
Well, as I was cutting the cabbage, before any partaking of the black-eyed peas, I promptly sliced my right hand with this.  (Thanks, Tari - I finally get to use it, and then I don't pay it the proper attention it needs.)  Yes, blood everywhere.  I got to the kitchen sink, washed it out, then paper towels to staunch the bleeding.  I put my hand over my head, turn around and am woozy.
Off to N.Austin Medical Center ER.  2 hours later,  I have 4 stitches in my right index finger, located at the joint connected to my palm.  Besides feeling like a klutzy idiot,  I'm not typing at my usual 85 wpm.
Current condition:
Right index finger slightly throbbing.
Bandaged, wrapped in gauze around a splint.  Bulky and cumbersome.
No water/washing right hand for 24 hrs.  Washed hair in sink.  Bath in the morning.
Splint & stitches for 7-10 days.
Re-dress bandages twice a day.
Ibuprofen for pain.  Bacitracin over gaping, stitched up wound.  No, I did NOT watch the Dr. stitch it up.  Feel woozy just thinking about it...
And that cup-half-full optimism?  At least it wasn't my left hand!
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Yeah, but? YOU GOT A DECENT FREAKING KNIFE in the kitchen finally!
as long as CSI doesn't spray it with any of that glo-stuff, you should be clear of any homicides in the area
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