I had 4 cupcakes today.
Rationalization:
~I never did get to have cake on my birthday.
~I was halluci-floofing the smell of cupcakes.
~I was craving something sweet.
~PMS.
~Maybe I won't be hungry at dinner later.
~Is 4 considered "bingeing"?
Snarf, in its active verb form should be in the dictionary. Wait - I just looked it up in the Merriam-Webster online dictionary, and sho'nuff...it's there:
Pronunciation: 'snärf
Function: transitive verb
Etymology: perhaps blend of snack and scarf
"snarfed down some cupcakes"
Oh, EXCUSE ME.....transitive verb.
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